We monitored every thought examined every move teleported to your planet undetectable replicas of our being
They pinpointed the weapons stockpiled on orbiting satellites and atomized them
It may concern you to know that the precision-guided munitions and torpedoes aboard every submarine and battleship in your oceans have also been neutralized like the Swiss Navy
You weren’t able to experience the phenomenon No one on Earth did
It might also enlighten your life forms to learn that we disintegrated every nuclear warhead you tried to conceal
in subterranean silos every armed forces tank surface- to-air missile the stealthiest seek-and-destroy vehicles your leaders and scientists could devise were obliterated simultaneously
We accomplished these objectives in less than a femtosecond
Your quantum physicists have yet to discover the imperceptible laser employed
Don’t bother to search for the weapons they have been reduced to the nothingness of their source along with all the factories that produced toxic material
We hope you aren’t mortally offended It was failsafe
We regret any inconvenience and apologize if any boundaries were violated
Please don’t be alarmed if we find it necessary to transmit you to our planet with telepathy It would be painless