Goose

The goose was in love with three ganders and they loved her in return —

unheard of in the annals of barnyard literature. The farmer, a woman 

with no time for romance, tried to ignore the gaggle of caterwauling 

outside her bedroom window. Men, she’d mutter. Who needs one? Man 

or no man, she was in over her head, mortgage and loans and rising 

interest rates. She needed to downsize, which worried the animals, 

especially the goose. A month earlier, on her twenty-fifth birthday, she’d 

laid her last egg. Now, no matter how she bore down — not one white orb.

This could mean one thing only — that she’d have to go. But where would

she go? And how could she bear it? Like all lovesick birds, the ganders 

were a font of ideas and suggested the goose feign broodiness. An 

excellent plan, she said, and plunked herself down and refused to leave 

her nest, even to eat or drink. Day and night her adoring ganders 

gathered to recite sonnets in praise of her fertility. After the third debt 

collector had driven off, the farmer summoned her hapless waterfowl. 

You’ve laid more eggs than any other goose, she said, and I am grateful, 

but you are old, old girl, and now you must return to the bee balm and 

sky. Too dignified to make a fuss, the goose arranged her head on the 

chopping block and the axe came down. Instead of blood, a bouquet of 

dandelions sprouted from her neck. The ganders watched in awe as the 

bright yellow clusters turned swiftly to seed balls. Puff, they whispered, 

puff, puff.

Published online February 16 2016.

Patricia Young has published eleven collections of poetry and one of short fiction. She recently won Geist’s Tobacco Lit Contest.


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This piece was published in ‘The Open Issue,’ the Winter 2016 issue of CV2.

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